You Tied the Knot - Pretzel Magnet w/Card Color:Brown Luddites rejoice

Luddites rejoice

This handsome kitty wants to hang out on your tree

Gorgeous letterpress card (gold ink on creamy paper) topped with an adorable little tree-shaped ornament

Like a deflated air dancer outside a shuttered strip mall

Another nonsensical pun for boob enthusiasts

You Tied the Knot - Pretzel Magnet w/Card Color:Brown Luddites rejoiceFor that couple who loves baked goods above all else, send them a card that is also a gift to celebrate their nuptials! Removable pretzel magnet attached to the front of a mailable greeting card. Packaged in a biodegradable cellophane sleeve with a corresponding envelope. Magnet is hand painted 1 8" baltic birch plywood. Super strong rare earth magnet. Blank inside. Extra postage required for mailing (totally worth it).