70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt – Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt perhaps ✅ Animal lovers & eco-conscious

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or a decade clean

Whether it's for yourself or the newly sober legend in your life

Perfect for casual days

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70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt – Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt perhaps ✅ Animal lovers & eco-consciousSunshine, sand, and just enough poor decisions to keep things interesting. Introducing the latest drop from Unlawful Threads: 70% Water, 30% Regret the perfect Florida souvenir shirt for people who live here on purpose or can't leave because of the HOA. This vintage inspired tee features a distressed Florida silhouette with palm trees, crashing waves, and that sunset youll stare into while rethinking your life choices. Whether you're dodging gators,