Not a Prepper, Just a Floridian – Black T-Shirt Florida martini Spoiler alert: most of them

Spoiler alert: most of them go to coffee and avoiding people

where folks can follow your lead

✅ Florida natives

And he’s coming for your picnic

Featuring bold gothic typography and a stitched voodoo doll graphic

Not a Prepper, Just a Floridian – Black T-Shirt Florida martini Spoiler alert: most of themJust because weve got gas masks, flashlights, and a shovel in the trunk doesnt mean were preppingit just means we live in Florida. Introducing the "Not a Prepper, Just a Floridian" tee, a survivalist badge of honor for anyone whos stocked up on batteries and beer before a Category 3 rolls in. With bold graphics of a gas mask, rope, and a trusty flashlight framed by the unmistakable shape of the Sunshine State, this shirt proudly says, Were not