Uktabi Kong (115) [Unhinged] DKA Set: Amonkhet Invocations Type: Enchantment

Set: Amonkhet Invocations Type: Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{R} Nonbasic lands are Mountains

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{W} Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2

It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to your life total

Set: Planechase 2012 Type: Creature — Human Ninja Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} Ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}

if it's not that player's turn

Uktabi Kong (115) [Unhinged] DKA Set: Amonkhet Invocations Type: EnchantmentSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."