Bacon Ornament GNOME and works as a gift

and works as a gift for a daughter-in-law who prefers pieces that don't compete with a room

This one files confidently under both

staying peridot long after a bouquet would have browned and dropped its petals

it belongs alongside the decorative-arts holdings at the Royal Ontario Museum

and by then nobody was in a position to question the logic

Bacon Ornament GNOME and works as a giftThis bacon ornament captures the single food that became a personality type without anyone holding a vote, blown from a gather of molten glass and painted in crimson and caramel stripes with a cap for hanging overhead. It sits on the tree the way bacon sits on a plate unapologetic, central, declining to share attention with the eggs. The bacon person in your life brings it up at breakfast, obviously, but also at other meals and in conversations that